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Welcome to the wonderful world of Maria on crack...  "Liz, girlfriend, our shift starts in ten minutes. And you're not here. Now I know you're probably with Max, but your dad is asking me where you are and I'm not sure you'd want me to tell him. So just... hurry. Oh, and... guess who's here? Yeah, Isabel and her new friend... Tess. My god, what kind of a name is that? Oh, wait, I know. A name that screams 'I'm the slut of your dreams.' I mean, seriously. Look, just... get here. I gotta go... five minutes." "Liz, I don't know. It seems as though they've become new friends or whatever, but get this... Tess is literally the queen of evil looks. Seriously. Okay, like, I went to their table to take orders, right? Well, she gives me this look... oh my god, Liz, it was like... the death trap. Stay away from her... and keep Max away from her... it might not be too late to save Isabel from that evil witch." "Sure. I'll beat her to death with my order pad." "Ask him if Tess used her evil powers on him." " ... Max is an alien. And you're... Liz. My friend, the scientist, dating an alien. Is it some sort of experiment? Or do you have feelings for him? Liz? Are you okay? Don't look at me like that. I'm not crazy." "Ooh, the spoon! Don't go there, girlfriend. All right, Michael... well, you know, he's Michael. Sarcastic, rude, and just plain... Michael. That's what I thought of him anyway... until he kissed me. Yeah, just out of the blue. Of course, I smacked him at first, but... I don't know, Liz, it was like something came over me and I had to kiss him back. But then he acted like it was nothing. Nothing! And then today at school, he drags me into the janitor's closet for some heavy making out time... I'm telling you, Liz, I don't know how or why I feel the way I do about him, but it's crazy... like I actually... no, wait. I do care about him, which is weird, because he's the only guy I've ever REALLY cared about in this sort of way. But the thing is, he's very... closed. Well, what I mean is, I think he's afraid to let someone get close to him, other than the rest of the pod squad. They don't count, though. But yeah... " "Max. Call Michael. See if... he's okay... or, you know, just um... nevermind. No, not nevermind... I mean, uh... god!" Maria hits her head on the dashboard a few times. "Michael Guerin, I swear, if I make it home in one piece, I will kick your ass the next time I see you." "That wasn't particularly fun, you know. Oh, and I hope you know that your hand managed to snake its way to my ass. Not that I'm complaining."    Seriously, I don't know HOW I come up with the things she says... 
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Maria on crack...
What, not Execedrin?  Holy Freakin' Moly!  I swear, I was reading here, thinking, OMG, is that show stuff or Spice stuff? I mean, this is so Maria... incredible. You freakin' rock, girl!  And BTW ROTFLMAO!!
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